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دوشنبه 10 اسفند 1394 12:48 ب.ظنویسنده : محمدرضا موسوی

 
داستان کوتاه طنز داستان خنده دار داستان طنز لکنت زبان
 
یا رو لکنت زبون داشته به اورژانس زنگ میزنه که بیان جنازه همسایه شون که مرده رو ببرن!
میگه : اااالو اااوورژانس ،این ههههمسایمووون ممممرده! یک آمبولانس میفرررررستین؟!...
یارو اورژانسیه میگه : آدرستون کجاست؟!
طرف تا میاد آدرس رو بگه زبونش بند میاد میگه: ظظظظظ!!!!
طرف میگه : منظورتون ظفره ؟
طرف میگه : نننننننـــنه!
اورژانسیه فکر می کنه رفته سرکار می خنده و گوشی رو قطع میکنه!!
یه هفته بعد همین اتفاق دوباره میفته بازم طرف میگه : آدرستون کجاست؟
باز زبون بنده خدا بند میاد میگه : ظظظظ!!!!
یارو میگه ظفر؟ میگه: ننننه!
دوباره مامور اورژانس فکر می کنه رفته سرکار گوشی رو قطع میکنه!
یک ماه میگذره،دوباره طرف زنگ می زنه اورژانس میگه :
اااااووووورژانس، این ههمسایمون مممرده محلللمون بوی گند گررررررفته یک آمبولانس ببفرستیییین!
طرف میگه : آدرستون لطفا ؟!
باز زبون یارو بند میاد میگه : ظظظظ!!!
اورژانسیه میگه : آقا منظورت ظفره؟!
طرف میگه :آآآآررررره آآآآشغااااال؛ آآآآررره ککککثافت کشووووندم آورددددمش ظفرببیییا بببرشش!!!!
 

آخرین ویرایش: دوشنبه 10 اسفند 1394 12:51 ب.ظ

 
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