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یکشنبه 24 اردیبهشت 1391 12:30 ب.ظنویسنده : محمدرضا موسوی

 
یکی از دوستان اصفهانی من پاسخ هیچ پرسشی را نمی‌دهد و در پاسخ هر پرسش شما، او پرسشی از شما دارد! مثال: وقتی از او آدرس یک خیاط را می‌پرسید...

شما: خیاط خوب سراغ داری؟
دوست اصفهانی: چی‌چی می‌خَی بدوزی؟
شما: کت و شلوار
دوست اصفهانی: پارچه داری؟
شما: بله
دوست اصفهانی: از کی اِسِدی؟
شما: از ... مغازه.
دوست اصفهانی: پارچِد خُبِس؟
شما: بله.
دوست اصفهانی: چه رنگیس؟
شما: چه فرقی می‌کنه؟
دوست اصفهانی: فرق می‌کونِد دادا! فرق می‌کونِد.
شما: خب، سورمه‌ای.
دوست اصفهانی: چرا سورمه ی؟ ارزونتر بود؟
شما: نه.
دوست اصفهانی: چیطو؟
شما: خب می خواستم سورمه ای باشه.
دوست اصفهانی: مبارکس، خَبِریه؟
شما: نه بابا، بالاخره خیاط سراغ داری یا نه؟
دوست اصفهانی: اگه خبری نیس، کتا شلواری سورمِی می‌خَی چی کار؟

آخرین ویرایش: یکشنبه 24 اردیبهشت 1391 12:32 ب.ظ

 
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