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پنج آدمخوار در یک اداره ایران

دوشنبه 31 فروردین 1388 06:34 ب.ظنویسنده : محمدرضا موسوی

 

پنج آدمخوار به عنوان کارمند در یک اداره استخدام شدند.

هنگام مراسم خوشامدگویی رئیس اداره گفت: "شما همه جزو تیم ما هستید. شما اینجا حقوق خوبی می گیرید و می توانید به غذاخوری شرکت رفته و هر مقدار غذا که دوست داشتید بخورید. بنابراین فکر خوردن کارکنان دیگر را از سر خود بیرون کنید."

آدمخوارها قول دادند که با کارکنان اداره کاری نداشته باشند. چهار هفته بعد رئیس اداره به آنها سر زد و گفت: "می دانم که شما خیلی سخت کار می کنید. من از همه شما راضی هستم. امّا یکی از نظافت چی های ما ناپدید شده است. کسی از شما می داند که چه اتفاقی برای او افتاده است؟”
آدمخوارها اظهار بی اطلاعی کردند.
بعد از اینکه رئیس اداره رفت، رهبر آدمخوارها از بقیه پرسید: "کدوم یک از شما نادونا اون نظافت چی رو خورده؟"
یکی از آدمخوارها با اکراه دستش را بالا آورد. رهبر آدمخوارها گفت: "ای احمق! طی این چهار هفته ما مدیران، مسئولان و مدیران پروژه ها را خوردیم و هیچ کس چیزی نفهمید و حالا تو اون آقا را خوردی و رئیس متوجه شد!
از این به بعد لطفاً افرادی را که کار می کنند نخورید!

منبع: www.3jokes.com


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